Thursday, December 15, 2005

let me set the scene. me in my wooly hat with pom poms on the top walking through the supermarket, pushing my old lady pushcart. heading towards me is a man, tall, white, with dark hair in his late 30s, MAYBE early 40s. in tow is his son. looks about in the 3rd or 4th grade. sonny boy is pushing their big cart, and kind of in a hap hazard manner and jumping at the same time. nothing crazy. he's not even crashing into anything. dad has had enough of sonny boy, so in his nicest tone he says.....

"you're gonna drive me to drink. and i don't mean water"

1 Comments:

At 9:55 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Even though this involves children, it's HILARIOUS!!

 

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